Friday, June 26th -
I know I've introduced him before, but meet the Bed Hog:
You will notice that Daniel is sleeping diagonally across the bed and Joshua is curled up in a ball. Nobody wants to share a bed with Daniel. Bless his heart.
We were up early, since our body clocks were still on east coast time, and we were on the road about sunrise.
It was about a 2 hour drive from Dinuba to Sequoia National Park, but we enjoyed the change of scenery.
Lots of fruit and nut orchards, crops, and oil wells. Not the landscape we are used to!
We stopped in the last town I saw on the map before the climb up into the mountains that would take us to the entrance of the park. It was Wood... something. Woodlake, Woodlawn? I'm not 100% sure and I'm not in the mood to go find out. Anyway, it was a very small town and our choices for breakfast were limited. Very limited. Like, do you want McDonalds or do you want the gas station, limited. I guess McDonalds it is.

We don't really eat much at the fast food places anymore, but I do have fond memories of their breakfast burrito, so I ordered one of those and a hash brown for my meal. When they gave us our tray, I asked for mild sauce. The woman looked at me blankly. She said, "You mean the picante sauce?" I replied, "Yes." She handed me a couple packets of hot picante sauce. I said, "You don't have mild?" She gave me the look again.

"That's picante sauce. That's all we have."
Mmm-kay. I'm obviously in a part of the country that doesn't do mild.

It's not that the hot picante is really "hot", I just like the flavor of the mild better. To prove I'm not crazy, I looked it up:
Yep. McDonalds still has both. Obviously not in Wood... whatever, California, but they do have it. So there.

Once we had food in our tummies, we climbed back in the van and started the drive up.
And up.
And up! At least this sign let us know we were headed the right way. There were so few cars I was beginning to wonder.
When we spotted the river, I figured we were close.
And I was right.
Yay!
We showed our annual national park pass and they gave us a daily sticker to put on our windshield and we were in. First stop? Photo op.
Never, ever miss a photo op. Ever. We were lucky that there was a family there at the same time, so we handed off phones to each other for group pictures. I'm rarely in pictures because I'm usually the one taking them.
We headed in the park and up the mountains.
See that dome shaped rock up there? That's Moro Rock. The sign says so. We were about halfway up the twisting, climbing road when we stopped for these pictures.
Yeah, I played with the panoramic scan option on my camera. Why not?
It was here that I saw my first car sick people. Two of them hurling over the wall. It would not be the last. Remember I said we were only about halfway up the twisting, climbing road? It got worse. A lot worse.
We climbed and climbed, making our way around stopped cars with sick people, until finally we rounded a corner and:
I gasped out loud! Pictures don't do it justice. These trees? Oh, my. So fabulous, so beautiful, and so HUGE. We stopped. Because photo op.
It was about this time that I began to wonder if "sequoia" was Native American for "puke". I have never seen so many people sick along one stretch of road in my life. I felt so sorry for all of them because no matter what, they had to face the drive back down the mountain one way or another. But back to the beauty of nature...
We finished the drive to the top and the first stop was Moro Rock. Remember that dome shaped rock waaaayyyy up in that earlier picture? There is a trail to walk on it.
Now would probably be a good time to mention my fear of heights. And that Joshua inherited that fear. It's not just an "I don't like it" thing. It's an "it terrifies me" thing. Just wanted to toss that out there before we start the climb up the trail.

See Brad up there with both arms flung out? Happy as a damn clam. See Joshua up there, clinging to the rail on the opposite side from the dropoff? He's not happy as a clam. Obviously.
It was a beautiful view. Really worth the climb.
There was a ranger on the top of the rock, giving a talk about how the mountain range was formed, and how it continues to grow. Yes, it is still getting taller. He used those 2 paper plates to show how the geological plates are still pushing into each other, forcing them upward.
Joshua's only comment, "How can he lean on the rail like that!" I wondered the same thing myself.
We made it this far, but when Joshua saw the trail leading around the top of the rock (pictured below), he freaked out. I mean, seriously freaked. I wasn't sure he was going to be able to move. We sat there for a few minutes and I got him to drink some water. Eventually he was able to go back down the way we came. I handed off the camera to Brad and told him he could finish the trail without us.
We walked back down and Brad was only about 10 minutes behind us. We climbed back in the van, turned the a/c on full blast, and headed down the road for our next stop.